Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Quote of the Day

The kids have been full of words of wisdom these days.  Here are a few I managed to record:

Maya:  "Ethen, making a picture for someone who is sick is better than watching tv.  So . . . focus on your picture."

Ethen:  "Focus on the picture?  What does focus on the picture mean?"

Maya:  "It means keep your eyes off the tv and start drawing."

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Maya:   "Ethen, what's the Golden Rule?"
Ethen:  [blank stare]
Maya:  "No more eating Pez from Maya."

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Maya:   "Don't start without me Mom!!  You know how much I love cleaning the toilets!!"

**Seriously, I don't make this stuff up.**

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Ethen:  "Big boys are allergic to hard work."  (He was referring to himself as the big boy.)

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Maya:  [During her prayer]  "Bless that mommy will eat her healthy food before her chocolate..."

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Maya:  (When I "accidentally" threw away some of her school art work and had to fish it out of the garbage...)  "It's okay, Mom, you gotta just think through your brain."

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4 comments:

Cath said...

These are hilarious!!! So glad you're writing them down!

Becca said...

That is SO funny. I ought to write more things down too. Way to go!

Sharla said...

So funny! And I can just imagine their cute little voices saying them. :)

Rachel said...

Haha! Maya is such a crack up. I miss your kids!